Fair caution: if you ask your partner to select you up some brand-new leggings while he’s out at the stores, there’s a sporting chance he’ll get it terribly incorrect.

The evidence remains in the WhatsApp screengrabs.

Taylor-Anne Gallagher is a 22-year-old trainee based in Ipswich, UK.

On Sunday, she shared some screengrabs of the stream of messages her sweetheart, Tim Goddard, had actually sent out to her after she asked him to select her up some brand-new leggings at the stores.